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Does Paris Hilton have an Asian sister?

OK…I was at the food court of the local mall, chatting it up with an engaging Asian hottie (KIm Soo Pak) who is Korean. She told me she had some startling news. I said…what? She said she believes her old man is Paris Hilton’s dad….It seems that he “dipped his wick” all over Korea in the 70′s. Could this be true? She showed me a picture of her with her arm around somebody (I thought it was Big Bird!)..but she claims it is Paris Hilton. She thinks she is entitled to some of the cash, etc. Is she. Has anyone else heard this rumor???

Michael, you’re talking out of your ugly @ss. Stop saying all these weird things like Travolta and Simmons and now this. Get the attention you crave in some other way.

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